Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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