It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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