But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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