I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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