We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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