Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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