You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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