Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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