that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
