I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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