Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I need to calm my uterus...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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