I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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