after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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