just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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