CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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