shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My hand turned me down
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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