Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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