Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it