it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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