did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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It's blow job season.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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