Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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