on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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