What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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