I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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