This is not my ceiling
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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