I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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