yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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