He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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