I didn't shave. On purpose
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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