We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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