Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
this boner is exhausting
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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