I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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