I wannas sexs uuuuu
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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