just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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