remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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