she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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