Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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