using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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