I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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