chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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