so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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