I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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