whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Soap is not a condiment
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What a dumb baby whore.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
