Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
40s are totally the cure
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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