U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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