wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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