yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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