I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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