ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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