Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
