he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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