I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
