Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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